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Naruto FanFictions - Ask The Akatsuki

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Name - Ask The Akatsuki
Author - Mahou Inu Alex


Ask The Akatsuki


-Akatsuki lair, 3:30 pm-

-insert drumroll-

Alex: HI EVERYONE! This is the Almighty Doggy Demon Overlord, DDO for short. I-m here to introduce to you one of the most greatest victims in Naruto.

Tobi: OI Alex-sama! How are we victims?

Alex: Isn-t it obvious. A group of guys, no girls, crazied fangirl ideas.

Akatsuki: -hiss- THE YAOI IT BURNS!

Alex: Okay since I announced their weakness, lets get on with the intros. Who-s first? My favorite Akatsuki member and pretty much the only person I-ll cosplay as so far. ITACHI-SAMA!

Itachi: -sighs- Fine. Uchiha Itachi, currently title -Uchiha pimp-.

Alex: You mean shy girl rapist.

Itachi: -veins pop- Watch your mouth Baka Inu. One of the last Uchihas, likes sweets, dislikes losers like my foolish little brother and Orochimaru. I loathe yaoi. And also I-ll most likely only do a anything if it involves me getting pussy.

Alex: (o.o-) Okay. Pervert. Next person. She-s able to have a fivesome with her three mouths and her manko.

Deidara: (-.--) I-m a guy dumbass.And you make me sound like a manwhore un.

Alex: He looks like a semi-manly version of Ino. Sells dildos made out of clay. Its Deidara, everyone-s bitch. Even for girls.

Deidara: SO I-m the bitch no matter what, un!

Alex: Yep. Now introduce yourself.

Deidara: (WTF did I even do to him!?) Deidara. 100 percent man. NOT A WOMAN GOD DAMN IT!

Alex: he-s going to do it! -covers eyes-

Akatsuki: -turn away-

Deidara: -pulls pants down- SEE! THIS IS NOT A MANKO! -pulls pants up- Now you authors better stop making me a god damn woman in your stories!

Alex: -uncovers eyes- You make it sound like a curse.

Deidara: Shut up, un! Likes, clay, beer, girls and porno. Dislikes are people who hate art, people who say my art looks like shit.

Alex: But it does.

Deidara: GO PISS ON A TREE YOU STUPID DOG! My catch phrase is, ART IS A BANG UN!

Alex: Un this, un that. Un un un.

POW!

Deidara: -shakes fist- I also hate loud mouth idoits like Tobi.

POW!

Alex: -shakes fist- DON-T DISS TOBI BITCH! AND DON-T EVER HIT ME AGAIN! -dog ears pop out-

Tobi: (T.T) Deidara-sempai is mean and Alex-sama is switching personalities again.

Alex: -smiles- Well then why don-t you go Tobi-kun.

Tobi: HI EVERYONE! This is the good boy of the Akatsuki! TOBI-KUN! Origin unknown.

Alex: Isn-t it obvious that you might be Ob-

Tobi: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! Grr.

Alex: HEY! I-m the one that does the barking.

Tobi: Village unkno-

Deidara: Konoh-

Tobi: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! Attacks soon to be revealed. Current special attack. BEING A GOOD BOY! OH! Likes. Alex-kun... Dislikes-

Alex: Wait the only person you like is me?

Tobi: -goes chibi- YES UN! Dislikes are... Deidara-sempai.

Deidara: WHY YOU LITTLE! -runs at Tobi-

Alex: -flicks Deidara-s eye- Touch Tobi-kun and you die.

Deidara: Grr. Baka Inu.

Tobi: -smirks under mask- (I knew that would get him. Heh.)

Alex: Moving on... SASORI-KUN!

Sasori: -waves- Sasori. Currently known as the dead bishonen. Owner of Sasori-s house of smex.

Alex: Its sex Sasori-kun.

Sasori: I want to attract fangirls, so I-m saying smex. Likes... Fucking puppets made out of women. Dislikes... pie-

Alex: -demonic voice- YOU HATE PIE!

Sasori: (0.o-) I-i-i-i wa-was jj-j-just lyi-ying.

Alex: Okay. NEXT! Its a blue fish man from Mars. -dodges brick wall- Who the fuck in their right mind tosses a brick wall?

Kisame: -glares daggers-

Alex: What I meant to say was... Mermaid- gets crushed by a steamroller-

Kisame: -growls-

Alex: -crawls out of the steamroller- Just introduce yourself Kisame-san.

Kisame: Hoshigaki Kisame. Origins-

Alex: Father was Jaws-

Kisame: -kicks me into a wall- A HUMAN! GOT IT! Likes are fish-

Itachi: YOUR A CANNIBAL!

Kisame: -bitchslaps Itachi- DON-T INTERRUPT ME BITACHI! Likes... Ehh fuck it-

Alex: -stands up- What girl would want to fuck you anyway? -gets kicked into an oven- ...next. -crawls-

Kakuzu: Kakazu. Master of tentacle porn. Likes money and tentacle porn. Hates are religious fags like Hidan.

Hidan: Ehh fuck off faggot.

Kakuzu: My dream is... TO DIRECT MY OWN TENTACLE PORN AND BE IN IT!

Alex: (-.--) That was a bit disturbing. Lets see. Leader is missing. So... ZETSU-KUN!

Zetsu: -pops out of the ground- Can I eat the dog now?

Alex: -glares- Hey did someone forget to water that pansy?

Zetsu: I-m not moved by your insults. Zetsu. Origins-

Alex: His mother was raped by roses.

POW! POW! SMACK!

Alex: I thought you said you weren-t moved by my insults.

Zetsu: ...

Alex: DON-T IGNORE ME!

Zetsu: Likes... Humans... Dislikes...

All: ...

Zetsu: ... Next.

Alex: I-M THE ONE RUNNING THIS SHOW! Now since there-s no one else.

Hidan: There-s me you retarded bastard.

Alex: Fine. Go I-m getting bored.

Hidan: (Janshin-sama, please allow Alex-s life to be filled with misfortune.) Hidan. Likes are sacrifices, blood and Janshin-sama-

Alex: -whispers- a made up god.

Hidan: -veins pop- My dislikes are...

Alex: AH! He-s getting tongue tied. Lets get a close up at that vein on his forehead.

Cameras: -zoom in on Hidan-

Hidan: FUCK THIS SHIT! -pulls out scythe- DIE BITC-

-insert static effect-

-five minutes later-

Alex: Great! Now we-re down to one camera. Are you even listening me Hidan?

Hidan: -sarcastic tone- Oh what was that. I was praying to my made up god.

Alex: So you finally admitted it.

Hidan: Shut up. Atheist.

Alex: WHAT WAS THAT!? Oh well who gives a fuck what he thinks. Lets see. Rules... OKAY HERE-S HOW IT WILL GO! For the rules of this fic your allowed to ask any questions to any of these victims.

Akatsuki: STOP CALLING US THAT!

Alex: Don-t even think of holding back. Also if you want you can dare them to do your bidding. Also we will have a special guest every week... Well you guys understand what I mean. So start asking anything you want. And as for our special guest star, you can ask anything you want him or her to do.

Itachi: And how can they ask the guest a question before they even get here?

Alex: Just say -To the guest:- or something like that.

Zetsu: And why are you doing this to us?

Alex: The Akatsuki needs more humor, you guys are to busy being dark, serious, etc. You need comedy. Like Tobi.

Tobi: I-M A GOOD BOY!

Deidara: That-s because he-s retarded. Like squirrels.

Alex: I-ll try to ignore that. Anyway besides asking for less errors and misspellings, you-re allowed to ask for anything.

Sasori: I think I-m betting off dead. It fines like i signed my soul away to the devil.

Alex: Remember. Tobi-kun is a good boy, don-t hurt him, and you might be able to take him home as a pet. OH YEAH! And our guest will be... New York from Flavor of Love!

Akatsuki: EEWWWWWWW! NOT THAT FAT TRANSVESTITE LOOKING BITCH!

Alex: Just kidding. I-m not that cruel. BYE BYE WOOF!
Дата публикации: 14.01.2008
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